How to make Martin Crieff happy

  • Tell him he’s handsome
  • Give him money
  • Take him to the restaurant
  • Make him meet a nice girl
  • Give him many otters
  • Give him a bottle of good wine at Xmas
  • Give him flowers
  • Give him a comfortable house
  • Make him coffee in the morning
  • Make him tea in the afternoon
  • Clean and iron his uniform
  • Pick him up after work
  • Offer him a dinner
  • Offer him Camembert
  • Pick him up at the hospital
  • Give him an apple to toss
  • Make him meet other pilots
  • Play the travelling lemon with him
  • Give him a new watch
  • Make him win a bet
  • Call him CAPTAIN CRIEFF

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